Friday 5 April 2019

Britain's International Image is in Tatters. It Falls Upon Us as Young People to Start Fixing It.

My relationship with Brexit is a lot like my relationship with the Walking Dead. In its early stages, I was impassioned and fascinated despite being utterly horrified. Now, with the coming and going of one repetitive, amateurish episode after the other, I remain gripped by nothing more than a nihilistic desire to ‘see what happens next’. It won’t come as much of a surprise to find out that this view is widely shared by our European counterparts; they too are frustrated and indeed bored by the relentless tedium of the ongoing negotiations. And just like us they can do nothing but shout from the audience as the pantomime is played out before them.

My experience living in Spain has shown me that, while those who have visited Britain tend to speak highly of their experience, the outward image that our country projects is that of a stubborn, ignorant former imperial power who expects the world to bend the knee to its wishes and accommodate its needs. We simply cannot let the governing class of this country continue to dictate how we are perceived by the rest of the world. Just as it has fallen upon us to lead Britain’s fight against climate change, as young people we must now start taking responsibility for cleaning up our damaged international image.

As I’m sure you can work out from the chirpy tone of that opening gambit, I am somewhat bemused by the daily stories emerging from Westminster.

The way our politicians have conducted themselves (with obvious and notable exceptions) has been a national disgrace. Tribal politics and big personalities have opened up huge rifts within both of the main parties, whose positions have been as coherent as Boris Johnson after six pints of Buckfast. For three years he and a host of other hard-Brexit cronies including the slippery lips of Michael Gove (a separate entity to the man himself) and the lazily written Sherlock Holmes villain, Jacob Rees-Mogg, have lived comfortably inside a Union-Jack-adorned bubble. There they continue to float, cheerily distant from reality, something they lost touch with long ago.

The pompous, self-entitled manner in which the Tory government has carried out negotiations, hindered constantly by shameless, opportunistic plotting within its upper ranks has made us an embarrassment in Europe. Yet its task was doomed from the start because our aforementioned friends promised the British people something that is fundamentally impossible to deliver.

We should, then, be able to look to the opposition for some clarity, for some sanity. Apparently not… In recent months Jeremy Corbyn has resembled a political vulture, circling in the sky waiting for the dying bleat from Theresa May’s beleaguered premiership.
“I could negotiate a better deal!”, he squawks. His arrogant, indecisive and equally opportunistic behaviour is sure to isolate him from many of his young supporters.
























Together, they have left us staring off the cliff-edge of a no-deal exit from the EU.

We’ve signed, we’ve marched, we’ve written witty banners but, like the season finale of the Walking Dead, the shit-show that comes next is simply out of our hands. So, for those of us who feel betrayed by this whole debacle, what can we do?

Unfortunately, for whatever reason, our fight against Brexit has not been so widely publicised in Europe until recently. Of course, from a European perspective, Britain typically plays the antagonist in the unfolding drama, red-faced and stroppy at not getting things her own way. As a result, I am often greeted with a certain degree of surprise when I express my firm pro-European position. While this is always likely to be the case (the media tends to frame the situation in the most easily digestible way), the image of Britain as a more isolated, self-absorbed figure predates Brexit.

Brits have often struggled to integrate in Europe. And while our doors are open to hundreds of thousands, we send a lower proportion of students abroad than most of our Western European neighbours. A 2018 survey of students by the British Council found that just 18% of respondents expressed an interest in studying abroad.

It is not just an issue of the amount that we interact with our neighbours but also how we interact with them. Every tourist is a cultural ambassador for their country, from a Parisian artist sketching the British countryside to a Brummie geezer on the strip in Kavos.

To integrate with people it always helps to talk to them. Out of 28 member states, the United Kingdom has the lowest percentage of people who speak a second language. For the most part, this can again be attributed to political failings; inept education ministers (Nicky Morgan, Michael Gove, the list goes on) and constant shifts in policy. But not entirely. Of course, English is the most widely spoken language across the EU, but this has made us complacent. And rather than acknowledging the remarkable skill that it represents, it is too often simply expected that a European will speak to us in our native tongue.


Obviously, when travelling, we cannot be blamed for wanting to chase the good weather. But so often this becomes our main, or indeed only, consideration. Spain is by far the most popular foreign holiday destination for Brits, yet we tend to flock to the beaches of the Tenerife, Mallorca or the Costa del Sol. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with sticking to what you know, but if we all stay sheltered by the relative safety of our comfort zone we will continue to strike an isolated figure in Europe.

Our politicians have made a mockery of Britain’s outward image. However, while their mistakes are irredeemable, the damage done is not irreparable. Yes, we made the mistake of not turning out in big enough numbers to vote in 2016. That is our burden to bear, and we must now start picking up the pieces of the ensuing mess, but it is hard to know where to start. Being receptive to new experiences is the key to changing how we come across. For those of you lucky enough to have the privilege, tear yourself away from the motherland for a few days and spend some time across the channel. It is easy to forget, amongst the xenophobia and bigotry, that your passport is still a visa-free pass to 27 countries. And if your heart is set on a Spanish beach, go to a Spanish beach, but go to Málaga, not Magaluf, Barcelona not Benidorm.

It is up to us to try and salvage something from this national disaster, whatever the eventual outcome. Because if we don’t, no one else will.

Saturday 9 February 2019

The Handmaid's Tale Spotlight: The Political Wake Up Call We Desperately Need

There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else.

The other is the calculating woman who refuses to sign the prenuptial agreement because she is expecting to take advantage of the poor, unsuspecting sucker she’s got in her grasp. There is also the woman who will openly and quickly sign a prenuptial agreement in order to make a quick hit and take the money given to her. Personally speaking, when I come home and dinner's not ready, I go through the roof. For, this reason, I could never vote for Hillary Clinton. I mean, if she can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America? She doesn't have the look, she doesn't have the stamina.

The words of a pathological male supremacist or, as he's more commonly known, Donald, the tangerine tyrant, Trump, alleged leader of the 'free world'. While it's hardly original to label a man who has boasted about grabbing women "by the pussy" and who has claimed "there has to be some form of punishment" for women or doctors disobeying abortion laws- a sexist, many continue to underestimate the severity of such misogyny. To anyone who believes that he is a mere anomaly in society’s otherwise successful pursuit of gender equality, I urge you to watch Hulu's adaptation of Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale and reconsider such a position. The message of this gripping, chillingly poignant new adaptation is more pertinent now than ever.

Season 3 is expected to air on Channel 4 in May

Bringing to life Atwood's legendary 1985 novel, a seminal text in modern feminist literature, the programme presents a dystopia in which humanity's environmental contamination (certainly not a farfetched idea) has led birth rates to plummet. The ensuing crisis has resulted in the overthrow of the US government and its replacement by the ultraconservative 'Gilead' regime, a totalitarian Christian theocracy in which Constitutional law has been replaced by bible verse. What could be better placed to guide a country out of crisis than the good old, cuddly Christian bible? A book that is older, I might add, than the Roman Empire...


Under the regime, women are completely banned from reading and personal income, their occupations diminished to little beyond servant work. If you're a fertile, unmarried woman, or a 'whore' as you're cheerily pronounced, you can expect to be shipped off to a member of the new oligarchic elite to be systematically raped each month in order to 'rebuild the nation'. The story follows Offred (formerly June), one of these lucky ladies. Names reduced to that of their new master, these 'handmaids' become the latter's property, doing "God's work" by becoming human incubators for the happy Christian couples who make up Gilead's new social elite. Happy Christian couples who also beat them for disobedience, tardiness or just because they generally feel like it. Atwood's brutal dystopian world casts a grim metaphor for our own.


Having read the book aged seventeen, my lasting memory of it has always been slightly conflicted. As a critique, it is nothing short of genius. Alongside Shelley's Frankenstein, it opened my eyes to the feminist ideas of gender representation, societal gender roles and systemic inequality. However, despite my deep appreciation for their ideas, the verbose gothic writing style of Shelley and the blunt realism of Atwood weren't personally enjoyable to read. They were not, as is often foolishly yet aptly described: 'page turners'.


The TV adaptation, however, possesses everything I found lacking in the book. Elisabeth Moss brings Offred to life sensationally, transforming what I found to be a somewhat frustrating protagonist and narrator into a bonafide dystopian badass. On screen, we are able to see smaller acts of defiance in things like Moss' tone of voice and facial expressions which make her a far more inspiring protagonist. Despite the unimaginable oppression she suffers, Offred's resilience and razor-sharp wit, combined with a profoundly dark sense of humour, allow her to persevere against the systemic evil of the Gilead regime.


While clearly the original text focussed, principally, on gender, the show's creators have been able to widen the scope of its criticism to make it more relevant to 21st-century audiences. First and foremost, far more narrative weight is placed on the environmental element which establishes the show's opening premise. And you can see why. Concerns over the future of our species have never been so widespread. Mr Trump, as well as claiming that “global warming was created by and for the Chinese”, has appointed two successive human-caused climate change sceptics as heads of America’s Environmental Protection Agency. With so much about this planet still unknown, it is far from unfeasible to suggest that our mutilation of it may come back to bite us sooner, even, than we currently imagine. If Atwood’s warning of masculinist totalitarianism isn't enough to make you start doing your recycling, I'm not sure what will!


Furthermore, the series gives more weight to Atwood’s critique of religious intolerance, principally of other faiths but also of those deviating from traditional norms of sexuality. While women are forced into de facto slavery, Muslims, Jews, homosexuals and any other group considered ‘deviant’ are simply exterminated. Clearly, hers is an extreme example but there are certainly traces of Gilead in modern society. Our failure to tolerate difference and our alarming lack of solidarity during times of crisis was evident in the frenzied (politically reinforced) Islamophobia in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, as well as in the hostile xenophobia of post-Brexit Britain. It’s disconcerting that Atwood’s criticism, written over 35 years ago, continues to be chillingly relevant today.


Season one sticks fairly closely to the plot of the novel, elaborating upon it where necessary and quoting from it directly in Offred's detached first-person narration which preserves Atwood's astute social commentary. We are given gems like "ignoring isn't the same as ignorance, you have to work at it" and "a rat in a maze is free to go anywhere, so long as it stays inside the maze". The latter really has the most resonance as a critique of today's world, an unambiguous metaphor for the glass ceiling effect which women around the world suffer every day.

Women gaining the right to drive in Saudi Arabia and corporate giants introducing 'gender non-discrimination policies', while seemingly abstract from each other, are linked in this regard. Both present the illusion of the expansion of rights as a form of short-term placation to help preserve a system run by, and thus inherently for, men. Women being physically held captive purely on account of their gender in Gilead metaphorises the very real constraints they continue to experience on a daily basis in the job market, in political representation and in social perceptions.


When societies attempt to define themselves, they nearly always look elsewhere for points of comparison. This can (and often does) too easily become self-delusion. In Britain, we inflate the liberal, egalitarian nature of our country by contrasting it with the perceived ‘backwardness’ of nations like Saudi Arabia. We overlook our own problems of systemic racism and police brutality by fixating on the shocking stories coming from across the Atlantic. This prevents us from looking inwardly at our shortcomings.


Mark Duggan, whose death at the hands of police sparked
the London riots in 2011. The cropping of this image in the
mainstreameam media demonstrates how he was dehumanised.
Let us not forget that in my current home of Spain, married women were not allowed to work without their husband’s permission until 1975. Or that, during the Argentinian dictatorship, around five hundred babies born within the regime’s torture centres were taken from their mothers and given to couples to be raised in strict concordance with the junta’s capitalist, Christian vision. Most of these couples were “directly linked to the dictatorship”.

What the Handmaid’s Tale tells us, above all, is that we have become complacent. Powerful political forces are at play, conditioning us to ‘keep calm and carry on’ ignoring the vast social inequalities which exist between men and women. If you believe systemic sexism and racism to be things of the past then it seems they have already been successful.